Wednesday, 31st December 2003
One of you bitches bought me an iPod!!!
Well, HOLY CUNT LOVING LIFE, I did not expect the gift the Cuntiverse saw fit to arrange for me today…
If you recall, I previously stated that one of you bitches needs to buy me an iPod. And lo and behold, one of you did. And not just any old iPod, a bloody 40gig one with docking station and everycuntingthing….
Wow!!!
All hail the Anonymous Englishman as the giver of all things amazingly cunty and of the only thing that Tank has wanted in a really long time but not been able to afford. In fact, just last night I dreamt that I bought myself one of those new Dell Jukeboxes. I could afford one of those if I don’t buy myself a better camera…
But no. I don’t need to forsake my camera for a non-sexy mp3 player because the Anonymous Englishman exists and AEM is the overlord of all things AMAZING and COOL and THANK YOU SO VERY FUCKING MUCH in the world. The AEM is the Maitreyatic emblem of brilliantly wonderful thoughts and actions. He is the solver of the How The Fuck Am I Going To Get All My Music To France problem. He is just fancuntingtastic.
Thank you.
Happy New Year everyone!
GET DEAD SEXY!!!
Tuesday, 30th December 2003
The Before I Forget Post
Can you believe it? My Pee Pee Hole song has been covered already! The inimitable Boz did a super cover and you can hear it here. (WMA file only I am afraid). I am so on the way to world domination, I can feel it. Last night The Geegy Monster bigged up my Pee Pee Hole songs to Skillz and I was supposed to send him a link today but I forgot his 2way number. Anyway, as soon as I am back in the office, I am sending him the link, and then who knows? A collab? A rap cover? We shall see what the Great Cunt in the Void has in store for me…
Talking of last night though, e.b. and I went to the Okayplayer Winter Break Tour and had an uproarious time. The show was absolutely brilliant! Highlights were Skillz, Mr. Lif, Jean Grae, Little Brother, J-Live, Pete Rock & CL Smooth and of course, The Roots. I was thinking how that will most likely be the last show I see of The Roots for a very long time which is funny because I was 18 when I met those mannies and 28 when I leave them…
I also had a slightly inebriated conversation with The Geegy Monster that made me both happy and sad. I have never worked for someone as long as I have him, (4.5 years), nor as closely and so leaving him is an odd feeling. He has come to represent some fraternal / paternal force in my life and I consider him a friend. Like a real one, not the bullshit, sometimey types who are in it for the lean and feel good factor, but a real one who genuinely gives a fuck about me. He told me that he believes he wouldn’t have the business he has if weren’t for me. I think he might be giving me too many props, because it is his brain after all, but yet and still, it’s nice to know that someone values you like that…
Tomorrow: Just what the hell 2003 has been for me…