This fauxtoe right here is for all you bitches who complain that you don’t know what I look like anymore. That would be people like The Monsters That Created Me and those others I love in the UK and elsewhere in the world. Can you chill out now, you fucking bitches? Is this enough for [...]
Needs to buy me an iPod.
If you don’t, fuck ALL OF YOU. Do you see? Just one of you can save humanity, you fatherfucking bitches. Selfish unklekerfucking wankers. Buy me one, NOW.
I have been a complete fucking bitch for the last two days. I knew I was evil when I wanted to beat all the dorky Masterman kids I saw into a bloody pulp and then alternately eat the remaining mess and paste it onto the Carpenters Union building as a warning…
However, today some lovely, juicy, [...]
