Archive for September 29th, 2003

All of you are freaks.

It started off in a bar that I would never ordinarily go to - Whiskey Dix. If that bar isn’t the worst fucking place in the bloody world, it’s only because Coyote Ugly exists. I walked in and there were 40 year old white trash women covered in 10 inches of makeup with their fucking [...]

The worst news ever.

I have just come across the most tragic thing ever - Earl Grey is bad for you.
I don’t even know how to properly react to this fucking tragedy. How can it possibly be that God Juice is bad for you..?
I might as well off myself now, or at the very least accept the offer I [...]

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