Archive for January 13th, 2003

Vin Diesel Update

Holy Cunt Loving Life! Sometimes the world just favours a Tankster and today is one of those days!
On a Monday night I have to take the trash out and so after The Foot dropped me off I collected the cat shit and piss and toenail scrapings and potato peelings and went outside to the back [...]

January 13th, 2003 | Category: Philadelphia, Unsanity | Comments (13)

Vin Diesel Wants to Marry Me!!!

A while ago, I decided that a really good career choice for me was to marry a really rich movie star and sit around his pool all day wearing a bikini and reading. I could offer him intellectual stimulation in exchange for me never having to have a fucking job any more…
Shortly after that dramatic [...]

January 13th, 2003 | Category: Philadelphia, Unsanity | Comments (2)

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