Saturday, 31st August 2002
Quoteables Section
I had this excellent plan to sort all my quotes by category, but I have been procrastinating doing it as I have found it virtually impossible to confine the words to one topic / influence / meaning. I would keep looking at them all and then feeling guilty about saying they were talking about life or beauty or change or revolution. They were all these things and more. Someone else would find meaning in them for a different facet of their life…
So I have given up, for the time being at least, trying to categorise them…
So, yay! The quotes are back and you can either read the last 7 I have inputed or see a list of all of them by author / book title.
On a final note, apologies to Leigh, Inez and e for your emails that are languishing in my inbox lacking a response. Apologies to We Have Brains for still not having posted my Pro-Ana thoughts.
Friday, 30th August 2002
Corny People aka The VMA Addendum Post.
- What the fuck was going on with Christina Aguilera’s vernacular?
- Pink sucks and so does that other white chick that was “too drunk to do this”. Have these women ever actually been drunk?
- Justin Timberlake sucks, he can neither sing nor dance. Notice how this was his first time performing solo and he still has his back up fake N’Sync dancers behind him? That’s because he couldn’t fill a stage on his own. (Sorry Koku, but he does.)
- Eminem sucks. Did anyone see those trailers for that new movie he is in, 8 Mile? The Eminem story, starring umm, Eminem. Bah.
- David Lee Roth needs to go in search of his hair, or invest in some clippers.
- Moby should die and I wish Eminem had punched him.
- Shakira is a sexy bitch, but when did she turn into a rock chick? I thought she made that nasty “dance” music.
- It may be possible that Jimmy Fallon will die at the hands of Fat Joe.
- I fucking hate all those revival bands like The Hives and The White Stripes etc etc. IT’S BEEN DONE ALREADY!!! Stop recycling someone elses art. And WTF was up with his Mick Jagger shit? I don’t care if it was a parody, choose life not regurgitation.
- Why didn’t Coldplay win when they were nominated? That was a severe injustice if you ask me.
Bat Boy: “Tank, why are you doing this to yourself?”
Tank: “I dunno, I guess it gives me something to bitch about.”
I loathe popular culture…

