Tuesday, 30th April 2002
Portrait of a Supa Hero
Snot Girl came into the office today, she had a spare half an hour and wanted to see where I worked. She also wanted to grab some of the highly potent snot that I keep harking up from the depths of my lungs. We had to sift through it first, just in case pieces of lung were amongst the mucus…
Whilst she was there, Wreckk drew a quick sketch of her. He’s cunting amazing I tell you. She only passed through for about half an hour and he managed a wonderful likeness to her.
Of course, being the man he is, he made her jiggle bags too big and some other minor details are a little off, but overall it is a wonderful representation of our beloved saviour.
Click here to see a rough, beta sketch of her.
I went to see the Cuntastic Rich Medina today, yay! It’s been far too long. So long, in fact, that the man is a Supa Star and I nearly didn’t see him for his halo…
I’m getting my hair cut tomorrow, yay! The Cuntastic JC Mazza shall work her mojo magic on this hideous mess of keratin hanging off my head.
Monday, 29th April 2002
The Three S’s
Ahhh, the three S’s - Solitude, Silence and Snot. Yes, I am in the new home with all the fancy trimmings installed, (electric, phone, cable teevee and internet and a lovely head cold), and I am happy…
Of course the cable mannies fucked up my computer but they also removed some of my start up programs which has made Viola run faster. I hope they weren’t important because I can’t for the life of me remember what was running prior to their visit. Anyway, I fixed whatever it was they did to outlook and now Viola is fit to run a marathon.
So now I have my much sought after solitude, please be sure to look for many more adventures of Snot Girl. I came to this country under the promise to myself to write more and so far I have partially failed at that promise. I mean, I have been writing, but not the amount I told myself I would. But then I never had silence and safety until now and so all my excuses / reasons are gone…
I have decided that Snot Girl is going to be my initial money making scheme. I want to write a collection of adventures and then put them together as a book. I want the book to have illustrated plates in it. I don’t want a full comic book, because that would mean I wouldn’t be able to use my words to describe the landscape, but I do want someone to draw scenes, (maybe a scene a story), when I have completed my mission.
Snot Girl has good karma and shall make me loot. I know this for fact…
The walls in this house are crap. My book shelves keep falling off the freaking walls. Bollix. If only Snot Girl weren’t busy elsewhere…
Oh, one more thing, I have decided to add a section called My Life Love. It will be about the books in my life. Should be up in a week…