Archive for November 17th, 2001

baths and bums…

i just took a bath with these fancy, expensive dead sea salts with fancy muscle relaxant herbs and it was quite an ordeal…
firstly, there is no plug for the bath and so the cuntspliferous courtney made me one out of this rubber thingy and some gaffer tape. ahh, gaffer tape, the saviour of all things [...]

November 17th, 2001 | Category: Philadelphia, Unsanity | Comments Off

one finger typing sucks…

so here i am, surrounded by friends yelling, “again???”, and having the use of only one arm, a black eye and a silcone implant done the natural way of face to concrete on my right cheek bone. yeppers duckola, nearly one year to the day, i got hit by a car on my bike again…
it [...]

November 17th, 2001 | Category: Blood and Guts, Philadelphia | Comments (1)

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