Archive for October 10th, 2001

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You know what has just occured to me..? I can say whatever I want about Amish people on this site without ever running the risk of offending one…
This is fancuntingtastic…

Banished be thee Amish Spectre

AH HA!!! I got a cable modem and now I have the upper hand over that wanky Amish sceptre. Now I can access sites at LIGHTNING speed and no cyber button hating psycho-religious ghoul can stop me now…

2 hours til cable…

My tits hurt, I keep sneezing and I have fallen back in love with ‘High and Dry’…
I also really like ‘Clint Eastwood’ by Gorillaz.
This is a wonderful example of sarcasm courtesy of Michael Moore.
I get cable internet today, thank the cunting Cunt. This consistent booting / ridiculously slow connection speeds is doing my bloody head [...]

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