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July 2007

05-07-2007 10:55AM: how i read the news



December 2006

31-12-2006 08:02PM: Adieu ‘006



September 2006

26-09-2006 11:30AM: Six entries for six people (Israel: Part 6)

25-09-2006 10:49AM: The Israel Problem (Israel: Part 5)

19-09-2006 01:50PM: There is no Palestine (Israel: Part 4)

12-09-2006 07:43AM: On being a security risk (Israel: Part 3)

11-09-2006 11:57AM: On how to tell a story (Israel: Part 2)

09-09-2006 02:41PM: Israel



August 2006

15-08-2006 09:08PM: On being a bookaholic

06-08-2006 09:39PM: A question about squirrels

05-08-2006 07:15PM: On bikes and the fantastic River Lee



July 2006

28-07-2006 11:20PM: The Brainiac Strikes Again!

26-07-2006 09:53PM: The varying shades of fantasticness that is life right about now

25-07-2006 12:07AM: On simple but joyful days

22-07-2006 10:37AM: On this Israel, uh, “problem”.

21-07-2006 11:51AM: Flipside

17-07-2006 04:57PM: Psycho-duo



June 2006

30-06-2006 10:17PM: Dear Germany,

28-06-2006 02:00PM: I want my 62p back!

26-06-2006 11:13AM: When bad things happen to good people (with a bonus tangent regarding vegetarian fascists)

20-06-2006 12:12AM: Is forgiveness finite?

15-06-2006 07:42PM: The lakes

08-06-2006 09:43AM: So as I don’t send myself mad from boredom

06-06-2006 11:30AM: On being both an irrational wackjob and a brainiac

04-06-2006 10:41PM: Run on girl, run on…



May 2006

28-05-2006 01:09PM: Dear Robbie Williams,

26-05-2006 03:48PM: Be gone you shiny traitor!

14-05-2006 10:27AM: Brain Directions

09-05-2006 01:00PM: The New, New, New, New, New [ad infinitum] plan

05-05-2006 11:25AM: The end of religious tolerance

03-05-2006 11:09AM: Giving thanks to the Islamist

01-05-2006 11:42AM: Rape and Religion



April 2006

09-04-2006 09:36PM: Some things that are new and fantastic.



March 2006

22-03-2006 08:07PM: My Religion, The Religion of Cake



February 2006

24-02-2006 01:15PM: Mosques make me sick



November 2005

28-11-2005 11:59PM: (No Subject)

13-11-2005 06:31PM: Wherefore art thou, oh hard to get memo?

02-11-2005 05:51PM: More mooncup ruminations



October 2005

24-10-2005 09:28PM: “Our guns are our vaginas!”

12-10-2005 09:48PM: Buddha and the feminist

11-10-2005 08:05PM: 2 year anniversary

08-10-2005 07:13PM: 8 years later…



September 2005

18-09-2005 08:48PM: Scholastic droolings

16-09-2005 08:27PM: Aloha Germany!

08-09-2005 06:13PM: Death and wheaten items

06-09-2005 08:42PM: Rapping knuckles

01-09-2005 09:11PM: Quick check-list



August 2005

30-08-2005 09:01PM: Belly up and the bobbies

28-08-2005 06:32PM: Iraq, war, oil and burping.

24-08-2005 09:11PM: Those quaint tragedies we invent

21-08-2005 08:18PM: On music, musos and movement

14-08-2005 11:37AM: Blogging, Britain, a lack of the marvelousness and extra happiness

08-08-2005 06:41PM: PR people are idiots

07-08-2005 06:41PM: Oh lovely London

04-08-2005 09:22PM: Music:Lost:Random



July 2005

28-07-2005 07:19PM: My rebellious womb

25-07-2005 10:20PM: The Mooncup

24-07-2005 04:11PM: Don’t question me!!!

22-07-2005 09:34PM: I admit it, I was nervous

21-07-2005 08:27PM: Oh no he didn’t

20-07-2005 06:51PM: Mid July resolution (et. al.)

19-07-2005 09:48PM: Happiness, death and madness

17-07-2005 09:55AM: 3 libras (minus 2, squared)

14-07-2005 10:33PM: Force fed

10-07-2005 10:38PM: On inevitability

07-07-2005 06:49PM: Feel free to call me sick

07-07-2005 11:21AM: it’s the french



June 2005

29-06-2005 06:36PM: Memos

27-06-2005 07:10PM: punctuation is pricey

20-06-2005 09:46PM: The boring blog

17-06-2005 07:57PM: Dear Incredibly Rich Person Who Reads My Website

14-06-2005 09:59PM: My new, new, new life

10-06-2005 04:48PM: A note on why I love women and other good news

06-06-2005 12:52PM: HPV isn’t a big deal.

04-06-2005 07:42PM: From all directions I spurt…

03-06-2005 08:05PM: I’m rich bitch!

02-06-2005 10:14AM: A long, protracted London ramble with added silver linings to boot



May 2005

31-05-2005 09:35PM: Dear Anonymous Benefactor

29-05-2005 09:11PM: Kinda like a silver lining, right?

28-05-2005 05:31PM: Love, near death and other miscellany

26-05-2005 06:07PM: On why I want a silent job

25-05-2005 11:58AM: It’s quite simple really

21-05-2005 05:18PM: 30 made me saucy!!!

19-05-2005 04:29PM: Happy Fucking Birthday to Me

18-05-2005 03:12PM: AND THE DOUBLE DICKHEAD AWARD GOES TO…

18-05-2005 10:25AM: Batons bitching in the key of miserable

17-05-2005 02:41PM: !@#^%&*@(!&#!!@^*&*()@%^%

16-05-2005 05:31PM: How to something or other someone in several easy steps

11-05-2005 11:42AM: On familiarity and fading time

09-05-2005 11:09AM: I’m back…

03-05-2005 11:03AM: Adieu



April 2005

27-04-2005 05:21PM: Near closure

23-04-2005 02:50PM: Life begins at 30?

22-04-2005 06:45PM: If there is no sun

21-04-2005 06:58PM: Fragile world-views and the fight to maintain them

20-04-2005 07:33PM: TMI?

19-04-2005 12:53PM: Newsflash!

18-04-2005 03:36PM: Abortion, technology and our changing environment

17-04-2005 08:43PM: Smart people don’t want to have kids

16-04-2005 04:17PM: Answering Cindylu

15-04-2005 03:04PM: A Partial Triumph Over The Ferrets

14-04-2005 08:48PM: On Andrea Dworkin

13-04-2005 08:00PM: Attack of the iPod

12-04-2005 11:57PM: Educate me, please

11-04-2005 09:35PM: My hypothetical vote

10-04-2005 06:34PM: On content and readers

08-04-2005 06:54PM: The Vanity Post

07-04-2005 07:12PM: Do you know what I discovered..?

05-04-2005 03:48PM: 32 ways to my heart

02-04-2005 05:16PM: On lying and Lithuania

01-04-2005 10:09PM: The stars on a warm spring night



March 2005

31-03-2005 06:00PM: Reading list

30-03-2005 07:53PM: If I could say something to a child

29-03-2005 08:32PM: Fate

28-03-2005 08:46PM: I need a job

27-03-2005 10:29AM: A softening of heart toward Philadelphia

26-03-2005 07:27PM: Just before sunset

25-03-2005 10:15AM: How the English girl got a gun

24-03-2005 01:00PM: Kung Fu Cat

23-03-2005 12:14PM: There is something wrong with you

22-03-2005 06:30PM: Dear Muslims, Jews, Vegetarians and Vegans

21-03-2005 10:50AM: To err is to be human

20-03-2005 10:14AM: Crazy Cat Lady

19-03-2005 06:01PM: The Worms Song

18-03-2005 06:36PM: An ode to emails

17-03-2005 04:13PM: Ode to sunny days

16-03-2005 12:30PM: Stepwise and OEDs word of the day

15-03-2005 10:26AM: Dear E.T.

14-03-2005 01:32PM: On the importance of tea

13-03-2005 11:30AM: Haiku failure

12-03-2005 08:42PM: Tearing at the jugular of England (and Fedora-man)

11-03-2005 11:28AM: Do you remember Snot Girl?

10-03-2005 11:21AM: On studying religion

09-03-2005 10:52AM: I want to banish my ego

08-03-2005 11:08PM: Balding Cat

07-03-2005 01:00PM: Hell Hath No Fury Like A Woman Scorned

06-03-2005 12:23PM: March is Haiku Month

03-03-2005 01:13PM: On night-time driving and sight



February 2005

26-02-2005 12:54PM: Fauxtoegraphic update

25-02-2005 10:39AM: British Accents

23-02-2005 09:01PM: Finally…

21-02-2005 12:06PM: On crazy bitches and insanity

19-02-2005 10:11PM: P for Perspective

15-02-2005 10:26PM: Intelligent Evolution

14-02-2005 04:20PM: Psst, hey you…

13-02-2005 08:28PM: If I wanted to love someone…

12-02-2005 11:04AM: How do I love thee?

11-02-2005 04:23PM: In place of the pictures…

10-02-2005 05:52PM: Unlovable

09-02-2005 09:15PM: On Enthusiasm and and why America(ns) aren’t ALL bad…

07-02-2005 07:35PM: Eating Books

05-02-2005 09:19PM: On my google boycott

03-02-2005 09:46PM: Ugly proving beneficial

02-02-2005 07:00PM: A DINGO ATE MY BABY!!!

01-02-2005 12:21AM: Femstrual Ponderings



January 2005

31-01-2005 06:42PM: Girl into woman as blind into sight

29-01-2005 01:58PM: An ode to Zell Kravinsky

26-01-2005 02:34PM: On searching for subtleties

24-01-2005 08:39PM: My stocks just went up (aka the exclamation mark entry!!!)

23-01-2005 02:32PM: My Two Dads

22-01-2005 02:24PM: The best day of my life.

21-01-2005 02:54PM: To show that which is hidden

19-01-2005 11:08AM: someone else dot com

17-01-2005 02:53PM: Cunnus Dei

16-01-2005 10:45AM: Randomly I say to you

14-01-2005 01:48PM: Fare thee well fuck…

12-01-2005 11:02AM: MY GOOGLE COMPLAINT

11-01-2005 11:58AM: ON A “MISINTERPRETATION”

10-01-2005 11:39AM: HEY GOOGLE, YOU FUCKING DIPSHITS

09-01-2005 09:06PM: A DECISION

08-01-2005 11:20AM: New Ideas for a Master Plan

06-01-2005 04:27PM: Sub-Plot Musings

05-01-2005 04:00PM: The Sub-Plot

01-01-2005 11:57PM: Cemetery



December 2004

30-12-2004 12:05PM: £/€/$5

28-12-2004 06:58PM: Sugar and Spice

26-12-2004 10:51AM: Christmas Walking

23-12-2004 11:47AM: My First Kiss or Why I Started Smoking

21-12-2004 06:16PM: If you are my parents, please do not read this entry

19-12-2004 12:39PM: After a pause, there was the review.

01-12-2004 05:39PM: Celebrating the downside…



November 2004

27-11-2004 06:07PM: Who says white people don’t get ashy?

25-11-2004 02:23PM: Because it is always someone else

16-11-2004 08:11PM: Merde! J’ai une fouine dans mon grenier.

15-11-2004 06:25PM: My 25 Year Plan!

14-11-2004 01:16PM: RIP ODB

09-11-2004 04:08PM: Forgive me even though I know what I do

06-11-2004 07:59PM: What’s stopping me reading.

04-11-2004 09:58PM: I’m sorry America, but you revolt me right now.

03-11-2004 10:39AM: And so I am right once more…

01-11-2004 08:55PM: On this farce called an election



October 2004

30-10-2004 02:48PM: Cave bitches and beasties and soup

29-10-2004 06:56PM: I don’t ever want to be a mother.

24-10-2004 11:03AM: I don’t ever want to get married.

23-10-2004 01:51PM: On abortion, choice, Lord Fuckyballs and umm, Arsenal…

20-10-2004 11:36AM: On microchipping

19-10-2004 10:37AM: Crazy Cat Lady Getting Ready for the UK

15-10-2004 05:01PM: London was…

05-10-2004 09:03AM: Poo and nails and London

03-10-2004 08:51PM: Why I want to study religion

02-10-2004 12:15PM: I’m so excited!!!



September 2004

30-09-2004 01:48PM: Questions about sex and disease and HPV

28-09-2004 08:09PM: On Promiscuity, Shame, Stigma and STDs.

26-09-2004 01:13PM: Things they say…

25-09-2004 02:38PM: On ethics and the future

23-09-2004 05:03PM: I fear for the lives of both me and my babies…

19-09-2004 04:58PM: Greetings from Donostia

15-09-2004 12:30PM: It’s one curvy Cuntiverse…

12-09-2004 10:29AM: More of those random farty babbles

08-09-2004 10:56AM: Community

06-09-2004 04:01PM: On Son of Sam and violence

02-09-2004 10:50AM: Random Rambles



August 2004

29-08-2004 08:57AM: Reality Check

28-08-2004 11:30AM: Ants in pants

26-08-2004 06:23PM: Dear World

25-08-2004 11:13AM: Crazy Cat Olympics

23-08-2004 07:18PM: If you can’t tell, I’m feeling restless of late…

20-08-2004 04:35PM: I haven’t mentioned that I am a feminist in ages…

18-08-2004 07:34PM: I fell in love with a boy…

15-08-2004 09:19PM: Rarer than raw

13-08-2004 04:25PM: Well, this is the last time I mention your name buddy.

12-08-2004 07:43PM: Death and the Maiden

10-08-2004 06:22PM: My exegesis

09-08-2004 03:40PM: The Kinkajou

07-08-2004 07:00PM: For a change…

04-08-2004 11:32AM: Handwriting

01-08-2004 06:52PM: The Bastard English



July 2004

30-07-2004 05:28PM: Language Junkies

28-07-2004 08:41PM: Tipping Memories

27-07-2004 12:23PM: The Books In My Life

23-07-2004 04:44PM: Life, then, is essentially meaningless

20-07-2004 07:52PM: On loneliness and difference

17-07-2004 08:02PM: Hey you, you fucking idiot

15-07-2004 02:41PM: On this day 11 years ago

14-07-2004 08:12PM: Happy Bastille Day France.

10-07-2004 01:06PM: A Transatlantic Dinner Table

07-07-2004 05:08PM: Hi honey, I’m home…



June 2004

28-06-2004 08:46PM: What more is there..?

27-06-2004 04:52PM: Just a few random things

24-06-2004 07:25PM: On Stopping The Dictaphone

22-06-2004 07:15PM: For a minute there, I lost myself

21-06-2004 07:27PM: My June Bounty!

19-06-2004 10:05PM: I’m so fucking domesticated aka Happy Birthday Mum

18-06-2004 07:13PM: On why I am a total wanker

17-06-2004 07:20PM: I am completely fucking useless

15-06-2004 06:45PM: Walk until I sink

13-06-2004 06:27PM: A little while old

11-06-2004 07:13PM: On Silence

09-06-2004 01:24PM: The Vegetarian and the Butcher Boy

06-06-2004 01:01PM: On being lost, accidents, blood and birds…

04-06-2004 08:29PM: Just some random things I’ve been meaning to say

02-06-2004 04:50PM: On the intolerance of intolerance



May 2004

31-05-2004 01:38PM: On Driving

29-05-2004 07:14PM: Not for the skim readers in the house

28-05-2004 01:27AM:

23-05-2004 08:37PM: On Families and Drama Queens

20-05-2004 10:36PM: On Giving Up A Fear

15-05-2004 10:58PM: On Missing Things and Regret

09-05-2004 09:43PM: A Womans Best Friend

06-05-2004 10:22PM: What do you do all there by yourself..?

03-05-2004 08:20PM: The Old Man’s Wedding Ring



April 2004

30-04-2004 09:15PM: On Cycling

26-04-2004 08:46PM: Zen and the Orchid Massacre

23-04-2004 11:16PM: On Being Alone

19-04-2004 07:51PM: Scabby the Tabby

17-04-2004 04:19PM: Behold My Bounty!

13-04-2004 08:11PM: Oradour sur Glane

06-04-2004 09:09PM: Gardening By The Moon

02-04-2004 05:19PM: A National Tragedy



March 2004

29-03-2004 08:49PM: Dictaphones and their switches

23-03-2004 09:41PM: Reusing the land

21-03-2004 04:13PM: Gardening!

19-03-2004 10:38PM: Crazy Cat Lady Life

17-03-2004 09:42PM: My new life…

06-03-2004 11:33PM: Back in Londinium…

01-03-2004 07:18PM: Good-Bye



February 2004

27-02-2004 06:46PM: It’s just sod’s law, right..?

26-02-2004 12:48PM: Save the babies!

24-02-2004 06:55PM: The Dying Dream

22-02-2004 08:01PM: War Wounds

21-02-2004 01:59PM: Dear America

19-02-2004 06:55PM: There is no status quo.

18-02-2004 06:50PM: Clamorous Me

17-02-2004 09:53PM: The bigots keep pushing me out the door…

16-02-2004 11:29AM: Points of Learning

12-02-2004 10:00PM: Freedom from HPV?

11-02-2004 06:37PM: An Anniversay and a Purge

10-02-2004 11:33PM: When the word was a bandicoot from Cheshire

09-02-2004 11:17PM: NYC and a Reflection

07-02-2004 11:01AM: The Betrayal

06-02-2004 01:35PM: I quit.

05-02-2004 10:28PM: Stupid Americans

04-02-2004 09:22PM: Vulgarity!

03-02-2004 11:37PM: I’m blaming the full moon

02-02-2004 08:06PM: Dead In Plaid™



January 2004

30-01-2004 07:05PM: Family Ink

28-01-2004 09:40PM: When the word was dumb

27-01-2004 11:12PM: I am incredibly stupid

27-01-2004 07:52PM: Garlic Breath and a Decrepit Old Hag

26-01-2004 08:57PM: Brain Farts

24-01-2004 11:46AM: Turning myself inside out

22-01-2004 08:46PM: How the world dearly loves a cage

21-01-2004 09:01PM: Jasmine’s Loss

21-01-2004 01:46PM: Is it gone, *poof*, adios-ed?

20-01-2004 05:15PM: Dedication to Koku

19-01-2004 10:40AM: On va utiliser pr�servatif.

18-01-2004 03:16PM: Beer vs Wine

17-01-2004 10:39AM: Everything is as it should

16-01-2004 09:01AM: Chris Cornell Flogged Me!

15-01-2004 07:38PM: Witch Hands Koku

14-01-2004 12:46PM: To Do List

13-01-2004 08:35PM: Beware the odor exuding from me

12-01-2004 11:37PM: London Trip!

11-01-2004 11:20AM: 3 Months Today!

09-01-2004 11:57PM: An embarrassing admittance

08-01-2004 11:33PM: Insert frazzled / tired / tense emoticon here.

07-01-2004 02:10AM: I can’t sleep…

06-01-2004 09:48PM: I bought the tickets!!!

05-01-2004 08:27PM: Anticipation and the Strings of my Heart

04-01-2004 05:16PM: Mushroom Face’s Gift

03-01-2004 09:21PM: Flaming Shoes!

02-01-2004 11:14AM: 2003 In Review



December 2003

31-12-2003 04:15PM: One of you bitches bought me an iPod!!!

30-12-2003 11:13PM: The Before I Forget Post

30-12-2003 02:08PM: Frenchy Coinkidinks

28-12-2003 12:53PM: New Fauxtoe System!

26-12-2003 08:37PM: My Boxing Day Bike Ride

25-12-2003 11:26PM: More Pee Pee Hole Songs!

25-12-2003 02:43PM: Who’s that in my bed then..?

24-12-2003 04:49PM: Pain, rain, France and umm, cats…

23-12-2003 07:33PM: A new kind of holiday…

22-12-2003 08:47PM: My Disappearing Cunt Song…

21-12-2003 07:49PM: My Pee Pee Hole Song

20-12-2003 10:43AM: Well he did call me Satan’s Accountant…

18-12-2003 03:06PM: Crowned by the Cradle of Audio Boz

16-12-2003 12:07AM: Famous People are People Too aka Dryden Mitchell is Crazy in Love!

15-12-2003 08:53PM: Afro Punk Screening

14-12-2003 02:04PM: Fon-say things.

13-12-2003 10:38AM: Sherry and Sugar

12-12-2003 06:04PM: Make Believe

11-12-2003 10:36AM: Congratulations to me!

10-12-2003 08:08PM: The Pinback Coincidence

08-12-2003 11:52PM: Brief Photographic Glimpse

08-12-2003 08:09PM: On trading sun for snow



November 2003

29-11-2003 04:13PM: Chain me to one of these boulders please…

19-11-2003 01:37PM:

18-11-2003 01:13PM: The last word…

17-11-2003 11:12PM: Fucking bitches and the love therein

16-11-2003 08:11PM: Remembering me.

15-11-2003 12:46PM: On being old and decrepit

14-11-2003 09:49PM: My weeeeeeeeee machine!

12-11-2003 08:44PM: Ambition and a revelation.

11-11-2003 11:06PM: Bitches, things, holes and moons.

11-11-2003 12:53PM: Far away from here…

10-11-2003 10:46PM: The truth is out there…

09-11-2003 11:24PM: STI’s and Ignorance

07-11-2003 11:01AM: An english evening with eb.

06-11-2003 01:51PM: Continuance

05-11-2003 10:36PM: Looking on the bright side…

04-11-2003 05:13PM: Random Crap

03-11-2003 01:19PM: Mouse Question

02-11-2003 11:25PM: The Vanishing Mouse

01-11-2003 07:13PM: HPV and Me



October 2003

31-10-2003 06:46PM: Uncertainty and assumptions

30-10-2003 09:44PM: Before I Say Goodbye…

29-10-2003 03:44PM: Shhh

28-10-2003 01:08PM: Venturing back into society…

23-10-2003 05:46PM: Excuse me whilst I show my arse…

21-10-2003 10:13PM: On the 11th day of reformed smokedom…

20-10-2003 10:48PM: A shooting

19-10-2003 08:04PM: How Appropriate…

18-10-2003 09:36AM: Correcting Pronunciations

17-10-2003 07:13PM: Look at my Neighborhoodie, you fucking bitches.

17-10-2003 04:07PM: One of you bitches

17-10-2003 02:05PM: Fucking Die You Bitches and Some Good Reviews

15-10-2003 08:40PM: A Jessica Simpson Moment

14-10-2003 03:32PM: 4 and 8 days later

10-10-2003 12:51PM: 1 Day To Go.

08-10-2003 11:25AM: Sneaker Salvation

04-10-2003 11:45AM: Correct Usage of the Word Wank(er)

02-10-2003 11:11PM: Musiqal Me



September 2003

30-09-2003 08:02PM: I am POPULAR!!!

29-09-2003 07:31PM: All of you are freaks.

29-09-2003 01:53PM: The worst news ever.

27-09-2003 05:29PM: Pushing Boundaries

25-09-2003 06:59PM: How I feel en la tarde

25-09-2003 12:09PM: How I feel en la mañana

24-09-2003 07:25PM: House of Leaves

23-09-2003 08:45PM: Shagging Slugs!

21-09-2003 09:04PM: Mumbling Mimic Mani

20-09-2003 07:59PM: Holy Crap Part II - Blo Pens

20-09-2003 07:25PM: Holy crap! The Graphic Google!

19-09-2003 07:04PM: Great News for this crumpet arse crumpet!

18-09-2003 07:22PM: The Renaming of The Foot

18-09-2003 01:50PM: The Thirteenth Step

17-09-2003 08:47PM: The hurricane that blows

16-09-2003 07:37PM: Big Mouths attached to Big Hands

14-09-2003 04:26PM: Thoughts on Okayplayer and the Internet Voice

13-09-2003 06:06PM: Loosing people and places in NYC.

12-09-2003 10:55AM: Holidays for Me!

12-09-2003 12:10AM: The Monster In My Garden

11-09-2003 07:55PM: I need help, some AA lovin’…

10-09-2003 03:48PM: Everything is shit.

08-09-2003 07:35PM: People Poop Or So I Have Been Told

07-09-2003 01:41PM: Dear Sissy Hankshaw

05-09-2003 06:39PM: I found a piece of heaven…

03-09-2003 08:33PM: The Horror of The Message of the Tom

03-09-2003 10:33AM: Random acts of kindness

02-09-2003 07:12PM: New Special Fauxtoes

01-09-2003 02:57PM: To Clarify (aka an ode to caller ID)

01-09-2003 01:23PM: Echoes of Cultures



August 2003

30-08-2003 05:07PM: Reasons why I am wrong.

29-08-2003 04:17PM: 10 Cunt-like Stars

28-08-2003 03:04PM: Pedantic Ranting

26-08-2003 06:54PM: The Lesbian Serum.

26-08-2003 06:49PM: Rules of Life.

25-08-2003 08:58PM: Cape May Fauxtoes

24-08-2003 09:14PM: A Whale and Dolphins in Cape May

23-08-2003 06:15PM: What’s stopping me reading…

22-08-2003 11:39AM: Jai Alai Savant and Young Vulgarians

21-08-2003 11:33AM: The Fruit of Said Loins

19-08-2003 07:27PM: On being left high and dry…

18-08-2003 04:03PM: I’m famous! (And vulgar!)

17-08-2003 11:55AM: Happy Birthday Dad

16-08-2003 12:12PM: Brilliantine Mortality

13-08-2003 06:56PM: Foiled Experiment

12-08-2003 10:06PM: Crumb

11-08-2003 08:15PM: The incredible shrinking tit…

10-08-2003 02:18PM: I’m Insane…

10-08-2003 01:02PM: Giovanni’s Room

08-08-2003 07:27PM: Some things that are good

07-08-2003 01:27PM: A Perfect Experience

06-08-2003 08:09PM: I Worship Brad Rubens.

05-08-2003 07:47PM: The Message on my Answerphone

03-08-2003 04:40PM: Francais, sil vous plait

02-08-2003 02:36PM: British Sea Powered Hungover Beatings



July 2003

31-07-2003 11:09PM: Friendster

31-07-2003 04:29PM: New A Perfect Circle Song!

30-07-2003 07:36PM: E.T. Destroyed My Life.

29-07-2003 12:14PM: Benefit in Philly Tonight

28-07-2003 08:10PM: My First Lollapalooza!

27-07-2003 12:33PM: Answerphone Message

26-07-2003 03:57PM: On what bloody planet..?

25-07-2003 07:27PM: When trust went bad…

24-07-2003 08:18PM: Trust.

23-07-2003 06:52PM: Yet another dead birdie!

22-07-2003 08:12PM: New Fauxtoes

19-07-2003 05:14PM: How did the caterpillar cross the road?

19-07-2003 04:42PM: A Perfect Circle Tickets

17-07-2003 09:53AM: Brain Fart

16-07-2003 06:54PM: The 23 pence question is…

15-07-2003 08:03PM: A Note About Friendship

14-07-2003 08:24PM: A Word to the Wise

12-07-2003 11:56AM: The Movie Review

11-07-2003 09:46PM: I broke me

10-07-2003 03:23PM: Nomenclature for the pasties

08-07-2003 06:42PM: Random Promotion

07-07-2003 08:06PM: Authenticity over nicety.

06-07-2003 01:33PM: “Here I am expecting just a little bit too much from the wounded.”

04-07-2003 01:08PM: An American Story

03-07-2003 02:13PM: Ted Leo and the Pharmacists

03-07-2003 12:17PM: Kaya of the Omoide!



June 2003

30-06-2003 07:19PM: New Fauxtoe Addition

29-06-2003 03:06PM: Mama Guadalupe Loves Me!

27-06-2003 10:25AM: Wolf Whistles for the 21st Century

26-06-2003 02:00PM: Nomenclature

26-06-2003 12:28PM: How to Change the Subject In 7 Easy Steps

25-06-2003 04:50PM: Physiological Issues

24-06-2003 11:39PM: For the love of links

23-06-2003 11:34PM: Bringing Back the Hate to the Hip

22-06-2003 01:42PM: And my ears grew tongues to lick the air

20-06-2003 07:18PM: When I was a syncopated self.

19-06-2003 12:09PM: Bogies and nosies

13-06-2003 07:07PM: Lefties and Righties

11-06-2003 11:23AM: The Demise of TB Gami



May 2003

30-05-2003 02:08PM: More Evidence of the Paradox

29-05-2003 05:15PM: Best Kitsch E-Stores Ever!

29-05-2003 12:48PM: Henry Miller Again

29-05-2003 11:56AM: The Week in Review

23-05-2003 12:04PM: This is why I read

22-05-2003 09:12PM: Personality Disorders

22-05-2003 07:22PM: The Review Post

20-05-2003 03:24PM: Days of my Birth.

17-05-2003 10:11PM: And so the search was empty

16-05-2003 08:28PM: Mud Wrestling Women

15-05-2003 07:44PM: The Invisible Copper, Amber Moon.

14-05-2003 07:15PM: Blink 182 / Sum 41 / Origami Boy

12-05-2003 03:05PM: Audible Aubergines.

11-05-2003 11:25AM: When Sparks Go Dark

10-05-2003 12:09AM: Stealing Pieces of Me.

09-05-2003 11:35AM: Dear Dunkin Donuts

08-05-2003 07:00PM: The Roots and Captain Kirk.



April 2003

30-04-2003 07:48PM: Addiction Part II

30-04-2003 10:53AM: Stopping Smoking Poll

29-04-2003 07:28PM: There be satan’s spawn here.

27-04-2003 11:15AM: No More Games

25-04-2003 04:18PM: The Biped of Frilly Lacy Lamb Chop Land

24-04-2003 07:47PM: The Reclamation of Tankie

24-04-2003 10:55AM: My Arch-Nemesis, the Anti-Tank

22-04-2003 11:16AM: Hero’s Awards

20-04-2003 12:04PM: New template

16-04-2003 10:45PM: On Prospective Shags Of My Ear Drums

16-04-2003 07:28PM: Batches Galore!

15-04-2003 08:42PM: Crazy Unklekerfuckers!

14-04-2003 07:39PM: Umm, so back to me…

12-04-2003 02:09PM: IT WORKED!!!

11-04-2003 08:51PM: More Info on Nick

11-04-2003 11:54AM: Email Campaign for Nick

09-04-2003 08:48PM: For Nick Piazza, I don’t know what else to do…

09-04-2003 12:43PM: Prayers for Piazza

08-04-2003 10:37AM: Viola is Busted

05-04-2003 12:31PM: middle grounds and anger management (an epic biopsy)

03-04-2003 10:50AM: Arundhati Roy Pushed Me Over!

02-04-2003 09:25PM: do i look deranged to you..?

01-04-2003 09:14PM: being grown up

01-04-2003 07:58PM: the force is working today!



March 2003

31-03-2003 07:51PM: phone etiquette demands

30-03-2003 06:59PM: