This is my response to an Islamic fundamentalist I go to school with regarding her opinions about rape and Islam. We have an online discussion board and she was citing US rape statistics as a proof for the general immorality of the US, and by implication, the West in general.
Are you really suggesting that Islam [...]
Mooncup called up my work the other day and guess who happened to answer? Oh yeah!
“I’m calling from a company called Mooncup,” she said, “we’re really interested in the sanitary campaign you’re running. Have you ever heard of us?”
“Oh yeah! I got sent to hospital in an ambulance because of your product,” I said, [...]
Sometimes I feel like the world was made just for me and this evening was one of those times. I went to an open meeting about the situation in Zimbabwe arranged by the NGO I work for and one of the big trade unions. One of the speakers, the women’s secretary for the ZCTU made [...]
Last night I had a dream that I was at a house round the corner belonging to friends of my flat-mate. The man of the house asked me if my cats were chipped, to which I replied yes and he asked if I had a sensor for them. As he asked, he tapped his chest [...]
I haven’t talked about my bloody cunt for quite some time, so I declare today rectification day. Tune out now if you are scared.
I’ve been making my own cunt juice mopper uppers for quite a few years and watched my periods get noticably shorter and lighter for some reason. As well as the reduced flow, [...]
The Hot Neighbour is now officially ugly and struck off the list. Not, (you’ll be glad to hear Mo), because he’s a libra but because he’s a cocksucking wanker.
Hmm, where to begin..?
The delicious Junior is in town and last night had a gig spinning at a poncy pub in Camden. I wanted to go, but [...]
