Archive for The Dordogne

Adieu

Behold the Black Madonna! Crappy picture I know, but I didn’t want to use a flash and spend ages being snap happy when, *gasp*, there were actually some people in the inner shrine praying to her. I might not believe in god nor be religious, but I do have a profound respect for other [...]

Near closure

I’ve figured out the problem with my arse: it was less of a pair of dead ferrets gnawing away at my derrière, arse crack on out, than a bigger arse enveloping my smaller arse from the outside inwards. I must of caught it mid-embrace, seen the mini strips of old arse, and so formed [...]

Life begins at 30?

Most people leave home when they are 18 to go to university. Not me. Nope. I left home when I was 17 to embark on a grand adventure that saw me live in London, Philadelphia and rural France, only to return home at the age of 30 (minus 2 weeks) in order to be able [...]

If there is no sun

Since yesterday and a portion of today was defined by what not to do on the internet, I thought I would dedicate today’s entry to what to do on the internet. Positivity is key my lovelies!

Read Cindylu’s blog.
Laugh.
Read An Autre Monde.
Email your beautiful friends.
Look at Noah Grey’s amazing photos and read his poignant journal.
Read Mike [...]

Fragile world-views and the fight to maintain them

Until recently, I truly believed that the Son of the Bitch’s statement of, “rape happens to too many women for me to be bothered about it”, would be the most outlandish, outrageous and misogynistic statement ever said to me. I did not, ever, in a billion cunty moons, expect that he would be trumped, especially [...]

TMI?

This may qualify as too much information, but lately, when I shit, it smells like whatever I have recently eaten. For instance, my apres afternoon tea shit earlier, smelt just like my lovely Gerblé sesame biscuits.
This might be TMI too, but Nimbus likes to fake fuck my gigantic stuffed Tigger that I hug at [...]

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