Well, HOLY CUNT LOVING LIFE, I did not expect the gift the Cuntiverse saw fit to arrange for me today…

If you recall, I previously stated that one of you bitches needs to buy me an iPod. And lo and behold, one of you did. And not just any old iPod, a bloody 40gig one with docking station and everycuntingthing….
Wow!!!

All hail the Anonymous Englishman as the giver of all things amazingly cunty and of the only thing that Tank has wanted in a really long time but not been able to afford. In fact, just last night I dreamt that I bought myself one of those new Dell Jukeboxes. I could afford one of those if I don’t buy myself a better camera…

But no. I don’t need to forsake my camera for a non-sexy mp3 player because the Anonymous Englishman exists and AEM is the overlord of all things AMAZING and COOL and THANK YOU SO VERY FUCKING MUCH in the world. The AEM is the Maitreyatic emblem of brilliantly wonderful thoughts and actions. He is the solver of the How The Fuck Am I Going To Get All My Music To France problem. He is just fancuntingtastic.

Thank you.

Happy New Year everyone!

GET DEAD SEXY!!!

December 31st, 2003 | Category: Faerie Doings, Shitey England, Sonic Shags | Subscribe to comments | Comments are currently closed | Trackback URL