On what bloody planet..?
I was walking down town today, to do some banking for a client and to get a juice from 4 Seasons to undo the beer damage I did last night in an attempt to drown out the pain of my now grossly swollen knee. (All hail e.b. and her trek to Aqua Lounge last night for some weardo DJ vs band night. It wasn’t quite what we were expecting, but we had good conversation nevertheless…)
So, as I said, I was walking down a street that I like riding because there is little road traffic. I thought to myself, this isn’t a good street to walk because it is under all these bridges and rather derelict. No pedestrians other than me. About 23 seconds after I had that thought, a guy pulls up in a car, “Do you want a ride?” “Fuck off,” say I incredulously, to which he responds with a very angry and ominous “FUUUUCCCKKK YOOOOOOU!”
Okay, so anger elicits anger, but I have to ask, on what fucking planet would I have said yes? What did he think I would say? “Oh sure Mister Strange-Potential-Rapist-Murderer, I would LOVE a ride from you! How about we go over to that alley way and you can torture me? That would be just super smashing lovely and PRECISELY the experience I was hoping for today!”
I mean, come the fuck on guys, if you ask a Woman that and she responds as I did, can you really blame her..?
Eejits.
This sentence is for The Foot: I bought a potato peeler for my nasty arse bikers feet today!
Talking about bikes, I went into Trophy Bikes today and bought myself a beautiful orange floor pump for Banana Baby because my ushy ushy hand pump annoys the cunt out of me. The mannie that served me was attractive so I decided to spend an additional $60 and book BB in for a tune up so I can ogle him some more. Do I look like a man to you..?
July 26th, 2003 at 4:41 pm
ants and such.. check out all these household remedies i found for ants tank. there are tons, ah the wold of the internet. ( i still thought it was cayenne pepper but found nothing to prove my theory oh well.)
Ant Repellent: Try using dish liquid on the trail of ants. They will soon leave your home. Another alternative is to sprinkle crushed dried catnip.
Sprinkle flour around area you are trying to keep ants out, door seals, kitchen sinks or windows. Ants will not cross white line.
tank isn’t that odd, i read on more than one site that ants will not cross a white line. sounds like a science experiment to me? hmm.
July 29th, 2003 at 11:15 am
A potato peeler, huh? You don’t want to go back to the Nailbox with me anymore…
let me know how it works!