phone etiquette demands
OI!!! it’s the bog off variety of socks today. and what a wonderful pair they are. found only in the wilderness’ of where ever the heaven it is that the female half of The Monsters That Created Me shops. and whilst i’m at it, let me tell you how great a monster she is. she just bought the male half of the tank creators a brand new motorbike!
today i want to give you all a lesson in phone etiquette, namely thus - DON’T FUCKING CALL ME AT 3.30AM. and while i am on the subject nor 1.30am nor any fucking time after 11pm unless it is an emergency and especially not if you are some random dude looking for the arse of tank.
calling me at that time makes me rush out into the cosmos and find the most camouflage-y of camouflage material and tattoo the image onto me. i will never call you back and you will forever lament the fact that you shall never know the warm insides of me…
todays update has been brought to you by the following:
- the do you like my new sneakers campaign for the feet have rights too foundation.
- necromancing the shift key federation.
- and the ending this now because wit got sucked down the chew hole with the werthers originals i just scoffed appeal.
